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Freddie Kitchens takes a Browns helmet with him as he leaves the Browns headquarters after being fired / via Fox8 Cleveland

Fox 8 Cleveland was there with a camera as Freddie Kitchens packed up and left Browns headquarters in Berea, Ohio for the last time as the fired first-year head coach of the Cleveland Browns and joins a long list of coaches who’ve flamed out. Freddie joins Rob Chudzinski as the second Browns head coach to be fired — this decade — after a one-year trial run. Poor Freddie.

I went through the comments on the Fox 8 Facebook video and the majority of people are now saying “poor Freddie, he was a good guy, he didn’t deserve this walk of shame” treatment.

This headline ran in the Akron Beacon Journal on January 12, 2019. Last night Freddie walked out of the complex for the final time. Life comes at you fast especially when Browns fans put so much pressure on the head coach. People can bash Fox 8 all they want, but this is the walk coaches make when fans start chirping about the Super Bowl after letting the rookie quarterback choose his head coach and he chooses a guy who was way over his head from day one.

Cleveland people should actually look at this video and see what they do to head coaches and players with the ridiculous pressure. This is the result.

It’s weird that things didn’t work out for the Browns this year after ownership let the rookie QB choose his head coach.

— Busted Coverage (@bustedcoverage) December 30, 2019

Baker Mayfield 2nd year stats:

22 TDs / 21 INTs
59% completion rate
6-10 record
3rd in the AFC North
Sophomore Slump: pic.twitter.com/RKDkirTkyG

— Get Some Rest Boys (14-2) (@RavensFlockCapt) December 29, 2019

Fans fight at Dallas sports bar BoomerJacks during the Cowboys game / via Twitter

Emotions were high at BoomerJacks sports bar in suburban Dallas where things erupted into a fight Sunday during the Cowboys game, according to eyewitnesses on the ground who recorded fans throwing fists. BoomerJacks, a Yelp 3-star, appears to be one of those places where Week 17 emotions mix with rival fans and overpriced chunks into one of those brawls where nobody wins.

One team, the Cowboys, goes home and watches Jerry fire the entire coaching staff. The other, the Eagles (pretty sure I see a Nick Foles No. 9 Eagles jersey mixing it up), goes on to host the Seahawks next Sunday with the chance to go on a run with a gutted roster. Of course Cowboys fans aren’t going to be emotionally stable. This was supposed to be their year and instead they got a .500 team that underachieved by at least 2-3 games. Throw fists!

DALLAS, TEXAS:
People fighting over the Dallas Cowboys game at Boomer Jacks at Garland Rd & Buckner Sunday Dec 29, 2019. pic.twitter.com/3dt8xU7629

— Texas Latino Media TLM (@texaslatinomedi) December 30, 2019

You might remember back in October when Cowboys fans were involved in a Buffalo Wild Wings brawl for the ages at a California location. That one was way more violent than what went down Sunday in Dallas. I expect more violence in Dallas where everything is bigger.

People are out here creating ‘Best of the Decade’ posts, lists, IGs, tweets, etc. and here I am trying to figure out how they can remember things that happened back in 2010 when Instagram didn’t exist and Twitter barely existed. Let’s be honest here, our memory goes back like 2.5 years and if you guys were going to ask me to list IG GOATs of the Decade I’m putting Faryn Corey right there on the top have of the list.

She doesn’t post piles of content like your typical IGer who’s trying to game the IG algorithm so they stay at the top of your feed and gain a bunch of likes and follows. Faryn is quality of quantity. Those of you who’ve been around the last 2.5 years or so know that when Faryn fires up the social platforms, she’s about to unleash.

And that’s exactly what went down Sunday as the GOAT created some content with her friend JoJoMarissa. I believe this is in Miami since Faryn has been pumping out content from down there the last couple of months. The GOAT went back to firing off new content around the middle of the summer and hasn’t stopped since. She is closing out the decade on a heater and you’d be an idiot to not start deleting some of the dead weight on your account and get Faryn into the rotation just for the IG Story.

Faryn Corey closes the decade with a friend on a boat / via IG Story

Faryn Corey closes the decade with friend Jojo on a boat : via IG Story

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Just contemplating which Disney+ show to watch @marccolcer

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Kentucky and Virginia Tech players almost fight at Belk Bowl event / via Twitter

Just when you didn’t think there would be much action out of a Virginia Tech-Kentucky Belk Bowl these two teams have reportedly been big mad at each other and things nearly came to punches at a bowl event at Charlotte Motor Speedway. There’s also reportedly a video of the beefing at the Speedway and we have a war of words that now means the Belk Bowl is a must-watch.

These two teams will get their chance to kill each other New Year’s Day at noon from Charlotte on ESPN. It’s gotten so crazy that Mark Stoops allegedly told his players to “kick their ass on the field.”

CORRECTION: This was at the Charlotte Motor Speedway on Saturday night.

— Kyle Tucker (@KyleTucker_ATH) December 30, 2019

Getcha ready. pic.twitter.com/wWalMF8x2v

— Kyle Tucker (@KyleTucker_ATH) December 30, 2019

Kentucky QB Lynn Bowden sounds like he’s ready to put up 70 on the Hokies:

Lynn Bowden, how do you feel about Virginia Tech? #BelkBowl #BBN pic.twitter.com/QsnTanS36Z

— Carolyn Drover (@c_drover) December 30, 2019

Kirk Herbstreit & Ohio State fans battle over whether SEC officials cheated the Buckeyes and if ESPN has a bias / via Twitter

Kirk Herbstreit has finally had it with Ohio State fans and their Fiesta Bowl conspiracy theories and he unleashed on some of them who keep bombarding him with conspiracies surrounding the SEC referees and ESPN having a bias against Ohio State. Herbstreit, seemingly worn out with Buckeye fans, reminded OSU fans that he thought the reversed fumble call was a missed call and that ESPN would love to have Ohio State in every national championship game.

But we all know that there are lunatics at every school — remember Herbstreit moved from Columbus to Nashville to get away from the lunatics who wouldn’t leave him alone after calling Buckeye games — and they’re not taking Herbie’s word on these issues.

Keep in mind that ESPN is now in bed with the ACC and the SEC while Fox Sports has the Big Ten TV package and hired Urban Meyer. Ohio State fans think this TV package battle means that the Buckeyes are going to get shorted any chance ESPN gets. Herbie will eventually have to ignore this stuff or it’ll drive him insane.

Let’s go to the Twitter battle:

Bizarre you actually think this is true. Truly ridiculous. https://t.co/viUDBnPmQv

— Kirk Herbstreit (@KirkHerbstreit) December 30, 2019

AGAINNNNN Phan I said on air and I said it on here the missed the call. Was shocked they reversed the call. How else do you recommend I be more clear???
As far as Urban he’s a friend of mine-I don’t control what everyone at Espn says or does. https://t.co/yYLy4ZizDL

— Kirk Herbstreit (@KirkHerbstreit) December 30, 2019

It’s truly amazing people like you are real. If ESPN has its way
Ohio St would be in EVERY national championship game!Ohio St=RATINGS!!!!
The ridiculous notion that ESPN is out to get the B1G or Ohio St is comical.
People cannot be this ignorant. #Sheep https://t.co/ZbTOjtuC4j

— Kirk Herbstreit (@KirkHerbstreit) December 30, 2019

This play has Ohio State fans thinking ESPN coordinated a call overturn so it would give Clemson an advantage:

Almost 4 steps of possession before the ball is lose. If this isn’t a textbook fumble I don’t know what is…#FiestaBowl #clemsonvsosu pic.twitter.com/f58GvoCuRA

— Allen Kirby (@allenkirby9) December 29, 2019

Were those porn sounds on a hot mic during Music City Bowl halftime? / via Twitter

Did a hot mic pickup porn sounds during halftime of the Music City Bowl as ESPN was talking about the Rose Bowl? You be the judge. I have listened to this at least a dozen times and the heavy breathing isn’t your normal bumper music during a halftime show.

You be the judge.

Oops ESPN left some porn on during halftime @SONTHighlights

pic.twitter.com/RbiiW5LgYH

— SportsAreFunny (@SportsRFunnyPod) December 31, 2019

Didn’t expect to go to bed & wake up to Chan Gailey getting an offensive coordinator job in the NFL

From Pro Football Talk:

Chan Gailey is coming out of retirement and will be the next offensive coordinator in Miami, NFL Network is reporting.

The 67-year-old Gailey last coached as the Jets’ offensive coordinator in 2016. He has previously been head coach of the Bills and Cowboys, and his many stints as an offensive coordinator include a previous stop in Miami in 2000 and 2001.

Numbers from :

Dan Mullen is the first coach to win a BCS/New Year's Six bowl in each of his first two seasons at a school. pic.twitter.com/gN3skAyfyc

— ESPN Stats & Info (@ESPNStatsInfo) December 31, 2019

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Little bit of rain never hurt anyone, eh? Last Bills game of the 2010s right here.

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— No Context Flair (@NoContextFlair) December 30, 2019

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It’s that time of year #cleanair #cleveland

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Did you know you can ask for the waffle batter at Waffle House so you can make it at home?

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— Everything Georgia (@GAFollowers) December 30, 2019

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— no context college football (@nocontextcfb) December 31, 2019

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— no context college football (@nocontextcfb) December 31, 2019

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— Wilford Brimley (@RealWilfordB) December 31, 2019

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l bet I don’t..

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What's E.T. doing in the Hancock County Jail? pic.twitter.com/ZqOySq8L1W

— Assholes Of Findlay (@findlayassholes) December 31, 2019

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— mugshawtys (@mugshawtys) December 30, 2019

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Thank you @saayarose for the beautiful roses so excited to have these around for the next 365 days! use my code FARYN for 25% off on saayarose.com

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Here’s your bowl schedule today: Noon ESPN Belk Bowl: Virginia Tech vs. Kentucky…….2 p.m. CBS Sun Bowl: Florida State vs. Arizona State…….3:45 p.m. ESPN Liberty Bowl: Navy vs. Kansas State……..4 p.m. ESPNU High school: Under Armour All-America practice…….4:30 p.m. CBSSN Arizona Bowl: Wyoming vs. Georgia State…….7:30 p.m. ESPN Alamo Bowl: Utah vs. Texas.

• Kellie Stewart does jet ski influencing on Miami Beach

• Sex robots will have an even bigger presence in 2020…times are a changin’

• Urban Meyer’s wife goes to war with ESPN anchor

• Now this is a pretty impressive stat for Adrian Peterson this season

• Need more proof ESPN’s QBR is worthless? Look at Jameis & Aaron Rodgers QBR

• Homeless man goes to town on Whole Foods buffet

• Naked Florida Man covered in mud bites dog

• Faryn Corey one last time in 2019

That’s Pretty Nice Video of the Week

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Giannis had the entire Bucks' bench shook after this monster dunk

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Sandwich of the Day

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– : @joyofhotdog : Joy Of Hot Dog : Las Vegas, NV : Tag your friends!

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Baker Mayfield New Years Eve / via IG Story

Baker Mayfield played with a dog, spent time with friends and maybe even went out for a cocktail with those friends on New Years Eve. I know, what a wild night. A Cleveland Twitter account made a bold claim that Bake was seen out drinking in Austin on Tuesday. Ooooooo.

Look, I’m on record as saying over and over that if you’re thinking Bake is Johnny, you’re wrong here. There’s a difference between being Johnny Dumb and having a mimosa with friends as you share stories about what you’ve been up to the last 7-8 months. Have no fear, Bake had a quiet night.

Crush the guy all you want for his 2019 performance, but having a drink is clearly not a chargable offense especially when the team fired the coach and let the GM walk in one week.

This post has people in Cleveland losing their minds…as in they’re crushing CSPN:

REPORT: after dodging questions at the end of year media availability Baker Mayfield was seen out drinking in Austin, TX. This is leading more within browns org to question his dedication and leadership ability.

— CSPN (@CSPNetwork) December 31, 2019

What a wild New Years party!

Baker Mayfield dancing with a dog / via IG Story

Gronk spikes Steve Harvey Lego head during New Years Eve show / via Twitter

If you didn’t watch the Steve Harvey New Years Eve show on Fox, you missed a huge circus that included Gronk spiking a Steve Harvey Lego head and throwing floaties at people who tried to climb stairs and win the Gronk stair climb challenge. Fox officially has a New Years show you’ll need to watch in the future.

I fell asleep at some point and missed some of the action, but I was awake to see Gronk’s buddy Mojo Rawley get hit with a guitar during a WWE bit and then I was up when the ball dropped and Gronk was on stage with girlfriend Camille, Steve, other people and the Village People. That’s right, the Village People. Huge circus and I liked it a lot.

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Gronk spiked Lego Steve Harvey and Harvey was NOT happy.

Harvey: “I don’t want to work with him no more.” pic.twitter.com/FxCUKTG2LY

— NFL Update (@MySportsUpdate) January 1, 2020

This is Peak 2019. Just in time. #NewYears #gronk #happynewyear2020 pic.twitter.com/adu5cV0QPf

— Jarrod Willis (@Willacious) January 1, 2020

Best NYE of all time. Thank you to @WWE @WWEonFOX and my new celebrity crush / breakdance partner @mariamenounos. pic.twitter.com/kpeN4d86tD

— Dean Muhtadi (@MojoRawleyWWE) January 1, 2020

Antonio Brown promised ‘No White Woman 2020’ and he’s off and running on day one with girlfriend Stephanie Acevedo — part Puerto Rican, part Cuban — by his side as the two hit up Miami hotspots to celebrate the big year for the unemployed NFL wide receiver. It’ll be interesting to see how long AB can stay away from the white woman and how long this relationship with Stephanie can last.

What will happen first: AB will get back in the NFL; AB will break down and end up with a white woman; or, he’ll marry Stephanie? I think this guy’s going to end up marrying Stephanie. It’s going to be some sort of reality show wedding for VH1. AB-Steph love story. It started as a music collab and then the two fell in love.

At this point it doesn’t look good for AB to get back in the league. He’ll turn 32 in July and continues to be wacko like earlier this week when he claimed the Saints used him.

Antonio Brown said he thinks his workout with the New Orleans Saints was a “publicity stunt” during an Instagram video he posted Monday night.

The Saints brought Brown in for a workout last Friday — his first visit with a team since he was released by the New England Patriots on Sept. 20.

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We shine together @ab #letthemhate

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Brand new car its noisey……….

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The gift that keeps on giving

From Pro Football Talk:

In a story about the general dysfunction about the Browns (which could have been a Russian novel), Zac Jackson of TheAthletic.com relayed the story of offensive coordinator Todd Monken.

Monken had a title but didn’t call plays, and never seemed to be on the same page as since-fired head coach Freddie Kitchens.

Monken also reportedly had a habit of bad-mouthing his team to opposing coaches before games, calling the Browns a “total mess” and saying the game plans on Sunday rarely reflected what was installed through the week.

Numbers from :

Justin Herbert is the first QB with 3 Rush TD in the Rose Bowl since Vince Young in the 2006 Rose Bowl against USC.

He is the first Oregon QB with 3 rush TD in a game since Marcus Mariota on Dec. 5, 2014 against Arizona.

— ESPN Stats & Info (@ESPNStatsInfo) January 2, 2020

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I don’t want to get emo here, but 2019 had some really hard parts to it. Hardest I’ve ever endured. But I met this man. I’ve met so many of you. So many wonderful friends and supporters. Here’s to a wonderful 2020! #atlantis

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YES!

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As we enter 2020, I thank God for these 3 beautiful women Such a Blessing!!

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Uga and Da Bears. #SugarBowl pic.twitter.com/2JWOqtAfAz

— Paul Maharry (@pmaharry) January 2, 2020

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— no context college football (@nocontextcfb) January 2, 2020

Halfway through the first quarter at the Sugar Bowl … just a few empty seats in the Superdome for this one.

Have a hunch it’ll look a bit different next Monday. #UGAvsBaylor pic.twitter.com/6DMqb9CCmD

— Jeff Nowak (@Jeff_Nowak) January 2, 2020

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This is 2020

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This was a picture I took today on a quick stop while driving through Columbia… SMDH pic.twitter.com/wFTW8c2HRX

— Dustin Moore (@Dustin_O_Moore) January 2, 2020

me tomorrow when my co-workers ask what i did for new year's pic.twitter.com/4xJME5qOql

— nick (@nick_pants) January 1, 2020

Maybe the most impressive thing about the Rose Bowl: A premium beer costs $17. Don't worry, though. A Coors Light is only $15. pic.twitter.com/15S6ogCRtv

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.@bustedcoverage Well, I'll be damned. pic.twitter.com/YU4PmZX3WN

— Trevor (@ChiliTj) January 1, 2020

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Happy New Year!!!!!!!

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Happy New Year! I love you @realcj10. Cheers to 2020 and starting a new decade together! #NYEweddingfun #8NYEtogether

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What a putt! #priceisright

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Sick of bowl games? You’ll get two more today: 3 p.m. ESPN Birmingham Bowl: Boston College vs. Cincinnati and 7 p.m. ESPN Gator Bowl: Indiana vs. Tennessee. There’s also a bunch of college basketball in case you still haven’t gone back to work. You’ll even get two 11 p.m. EST tipoffs from out west.

• Israeli Neta Alchimster gets the Dump rolling in 2020

• New Zealand carpenter sawed off his thumb, not it’s reattached & growing pubic hair

• Dog dumped by Buccaneers DL Rakeem Nunez-Roches has a new family

• Lynn Bowden’s car was broken into before Belk Bowl…motivated the guy

• This is fascinating…the amount of money the Browns have paid for coaches to leave town

• Florida Man kicks off 2020 by setting off a firework in his car…things don’t go well

• Vegas TV reporter gets drilled with snowball during live report…wait for it

• Here’s Brazilian surfer Julia Muniz

Time To Get Into The Sim & Get Your Drive On This Level Video of the Year

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Sandwich of the Day

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Michigan men arrested after throwing beer cans out of horse drawn buggy / via Gladwin County Sheriff’s Office

You guys know I’m not one to convict before a man has his day in court and this post is no different. The Michigan Men arrested for throwing beer cans out of their horse-drawn buggy and being intoxicated are innocent until proven guilty and I’m interested to see if the cops even show up to court to testify against Levei, Andrew, Joseph & Joseph.

And what’s up with the narc reporting these guys at 4 p.m. on a Sunday? Sounds like an inside job to me. Someone making up things to get kids in trouble. Let them live!

From Fox News:

The Gladwin County Sheriff’s Office said in a Facebook post that it received a complaint from a motorist around 4 p.m. Sunday that four men were riding on a buggy through Beaverton Township and they seemed to be intoxicated.

The four men were tossing beer cans from the horse and buggy, the driver said.

According to the sheriff’s office, when deputies found the buggy, the four were identified by the motorist. Initially, they gave deputies false information about their ages and refused to give their names.

However, after further investigation, the four were identified as Levei Mast, 20; Andrew Zook, 19; Joseph Miller, 20; and Joseph Troyer, 19, all from Gladwin County.

Inside the buggy, deputies found several open and unopened containers of alcohol. Police determined the four were under the influence of alcohol.

Release the body cam footage. You scared? And the sheriff’s office deleted their Facebook post on this story. Something is definitely fishy here.

There’s a new phenomenon on the Internet where people come up with Booger McFarland quotes that are clearly fake, but you could still hear them come out of Boog’s mouth during an ESPN broadcast. We’re now two years into the Booger Monday Night Football experience so the material is starting to pile up for those who’ve started to get tired of Boog having something to say about every little thing that happens during a football game.

I’m actually starting to wonder if Booger is being paid per word spoken by ESPN because the guy can’t let the broadcast breath. His final assignment of the year comes Saturday when he and Joe Tessitore call the Bills-Texans Wild Card game in Houston. After that, Boog will turn into a football expert for ESPN’s march to the Super Bowl where they’ll throw Boog at us for 12 hours a day.

So dig into the fake Boog quotes and start thinking up your own and join in on the fun before Boog is eventually replaced and MNF rolls on to become more irrelevant by the year.

Best/Worst of Booger’s Actual Calls:

Newly engaged couple accused of murder and arrested just after getting engaged / via Pawtucket Police

These two scumbags were arrested last night for the murder of a 54-year-old Pawtucket, Massachusetts woman just after getting engaged on New Year’s Day, according to Facebook posts showing the two in a hotel bed just before being arrested by local cops. Jack Doherty, 23, lists his occupation on Facebook as CEO of Bad Bitches Only and goes/went by Gothshooter Santana III, while his fiance, Shaylyn Moran, 18, strategically has ‘GIRL’ tattooed across her fingers – in case you had trouble IDing her gender.

Usually I’m all for IUPG, but I took a look at the Facebook page of Doherty and this won’t be good for either of these two idiots.

From the Providence Journal:

Officers responded to reports of shots fired at 100 Baxter St. at about 8:15 p.m. Wednesday, according to Detective Sgt. Christopher E. LeFort. They found Cheryl Smith, 54, with multiple gunshot wounds to the chest. She was taken to Rhode Island Hospital, where she was later pronounced dead.

Detectives learned that a suspect in the shooting was staying at the Hampton Inn, 2 George St. At the hotel, they arrested Jack Doherty, 23, of 54 South Main Ave., Albany, New York, and Shaylyn Moran, 18, of 110 Lawn Ave., Pawtucket. Doherty was found in possession of a 9mm handgun, according to LeFort.

Gothshooter left quite a Facebook trail before cops caught up to these two:

Here’s the happy couple showing off Shaylyn’s engagement ring:

Not sure what this is in reference to since the murder he was arrested for happened Wednesday night:

Rachel Bush expanded her social media empire as we entered 2020 by starting a TikTok account where she’s at only 8,500 followers, but we all know you maniacs will drive that up to like 50k by the end of the week because at this point you can’t get enough Rachel Bush. From what I can see of the early Toks, it appears Rach will be playing all the hits for you guys. It appears it’s just going to be a more club version of her Instagram.

One has to assume that Rachel sensed she couldn’t wait any longer to enter the TikTok game since it’s taking off like an Australian wildfire. Even though the experts say TikTok downloads have slowed, the platform still has 1.5 billion total users.

That’s a number Rachel can’t ignore.

Rachel Bush is now on TikTok / via TikTok

Louisiana man arrested for tearing open guy’s nutsack / via East Baton Rouge Parish Sheriff’s Office

Imagine having your nutsack ripped open on New Year’s Eve. Can’t go out chasing skirts. Can’t go get drunk with your crew. Can’t even stay at home and sit on the couch in your pajamas and watch the ball drop in peace because you’re at the hospital having your sack stitched up after having it “torn open” (allegedly) by a wild man who didn’t respect guy fight rules.

Fellas, I think we can all agree here — nutsack lacerations are off limits. I don’t care how bad you hate the guy you’re fighting. Find a different move. Maybe gouge his eyes out. Maybe bite off his ear. You have to respect the fight game.

From NBC-12:

Crews were first dispatched to the scene in the 8500 block of Leake Avenue in reference to the incident. Once there, they learned the victim returned to the home after “a bad day at work” and engaged in a verbal argument with Jones, according to the arrest report.

The victim told investigators the two began struggling. As the fight continued the victim’s testicle sac was torn open, leaving a significant laceration.

This is dirtiest player in the game stuff:

Model Tika Camaj lists ‘Taekwondo black belt’ in her Instagram bio, but I can’t seem to find any content from Tika showing off her martial arts skills. Normally I’d call out an IG model for making such a bold claim, but not in this instance. I’m going to take Tika at her word because of how rare it is to come across an IG model with any kind of martial arts skills. I’m going to believe her.

I did find this workout video from way back in 2016 and she can clearly throw a punch that would break my ribs. This is all the proof I need that Tika is packing some skills.

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There’s also this photo from way back showing off Tika’s flexibility. Again, I’m taking her at her word about the Taekwondo black belt thing:

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Did I forget to mention I'm a Black Belt in TAEKOWN-DO by the amazing @kristianschmidt_ #tikacamaj #taekwondo #blackbelt #champion #model #badass #bondgirl

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The lesson here: don’t try Tika on a runway if you’re some up-and-coming model looking to make a name for yourself. It could be a very bad move.

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Take me back to some vitamin D

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Kentucky QB Lynn Bowden sounds like he’s ready to put up 70 on the Hokies:

Let’s go to the Twitter battle:

This play has Ohio State fans thinking ESPN coordinated a call overturn so it would give Clemson an advantage:

Didn’t expect to go to bed & wake up to Chan Gailey getting an offensive coordinator job in the NFL

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That’s Pretty Nice Video of the Week

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This post has people in Cleveland losing their minds…as in they’re crushing CSPN:

What a wild New Years party!

The gift that keeps on giving

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Time To Get Into The Sim & Get Your Drive On This Level Video of the Year

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Best/Worst of Booger’s Actual Calls:

Gothshooter left quite a Facebook trail before cops caught up to these two:

Here’s the happy couple showing off Shaylyn’s engagement ring:

Not sure what this is in reference to since the murder he was arrested for happened Wednesday night:

This is dirtiest player in the game stuff:

There’s also this photo from way back showing off Tika’s flexibility. Again, I’m taking her at her word about the Taekwondo black belt thing:

The lesson here: don’t try Tika on a runway if you’re some up-and-coming model looking to make a name for yourself. It could be a very bad move.

This is a cry from Jimmy to Josh McDaniels to come in with his own GM and fix this mess…and something tells me the roster will get rocked

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